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|nick:||just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate|
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
they think they can just get out of the bed while having contractions
I love whoever invented this machine
Niles: Gosh, is it warm in here? It is, it is, it’s warm in here… suffocating.. *pulls off his tie* that’s better!
Roz: I’ll get you a straw, Niles. Do you need a straw?
Niles: No, no.. you heard her. There are no more straws. *off comes the jacket* Oh! That, feels, so much better! *taking off his shirt* Oh, everything was just so.. tight before. Oh-yes! A coffee shop without any straws *manic laughter as he pops off his shoes* It. Makes. No. Sense!!
Roz: You can borrow my straw, see?
Niles: Oh, this is great! I was being smothered *down go the pants* Oh, I can breathe. I don’t know how you stand it!!
Roz: *calls Frasier* Hello, Frasier? It’s me. How close are you to the cafe? Alright, well hurry up and park because Niles is almost comple- *pauseslooking over to Niles… who is sitting there in the buff * … Niles is completely NAKED!!!
11.08 - Murder Most Maris
About a month ago you asked if you could have a “circle mohawk” again. I told you to think about it because you’ve been growing your hair out for so long and I didn’t want you to regret it. On Sunday night I told you I had a hair appointment with Allison the next day. You asked if you could get your hair cut like that again, but you were laying down for bed and not supposed to be talking so I ignored you. The next day you asked twice, so I finally said I didn’t care and that you look beautiful whatever you decide. The last time your hair was like this you weren’t in school yet, I was so nervous about kids being cruel. I walked you to school on Tuesday morning and stayed awhile to make sure everything was going to go smoothly, which it did. When I picked you up you said, “Olivia liked my hair. She said she didn’t want her hair like this, but she liked mine like this. And we’re still friends. That’ just like how I don’t want to have purple hair like Allison, but I love Allison’s purple hair. You don’t have to have all the same stuff as your friends.” Wise beyond your years, baby child. I’m so proud of you and how you have the courage to be exactly who you want to be, despite any other outside influences. While we’re on the topic of gender, when I was at parent teacher conferences a few months ago a mom of this little boy approached me. She told me how he wanted to paint his nails and go to school. She let him. When he came home he said, “Scarlet loved my nails, Mom!” I’ve never been so proud.